A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning. Finally the pro asks her what she wants. “I can’t find any green golf...
A man went to his lawyer and told him, “My neighbor owes me $500 and he doesn’t want to pay up. What should I do?” “Do...
A little boy sits on Santa’s lap. Santa says “I bet I know what you want for Christmas,” and with his finger he taps the boys...
Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, “Mom, what are those things on your chest!?” Unsure of how to reply, she tells...
A preacher notices a man that comes to his church for every service. The preacher asks the man what his favorite part of the service is....
A police officer arrives at the scene of an accident, in which a car smashed into a tree. The cop rushes over to the vehicle and...
An elderly couple was watching television one evening. The wife said, “I am going to get a dish of ice cream now.” Kindly, the husband offered...
A boy was teaching a girl arithmetic, he said it was his mission. He kissed her once; he kissed her twice and said, “Now that’s addition.”...
A woman was sure that her husband was cheating on her, and having an affair with the maid. So she laid down a trap. One evening...
One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on. So he called one of His angels...