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An elderly couple was watching television one evening. The wife said, “I am going to get a dish of ice cream now.” Kindly, the husband offered...
A boy was teaching a girl arithmetic, he said it was his mission. He kissed her once; he kissed her twice and said, “Now that’s addition.”...
A woman was sure that her husband was cheating on her, and having an affair with the maid. So she laid down a trap. One evening...
One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on. So he called one of His angels...
A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some bum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they don’t...
A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were clear no car was to enter unless it had a special sticker...
There was the elderly man of 80 years who told his doctor that he was about to marry a 20-year-old. The doctor said, “That’s great”, but...
A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone dies. As they stand at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter paradise and...
There is this taxi driver in New York City, and it is nearing the end of his shift but he decides that he will pick up...
Lawyers should never ask a Southern grandma a question if they aren’t prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his...