A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter’s bedroom. When she opened the door she found her...
The dentist pulls out a Novocain needle to give the man a shot, so he can extract the man’s tooth. ‘No way! No needles. I hate...
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up. “Oh, we’ll never need that. My...
Two men are sitting drinking at a bar at the top of the Empire State Building when the first man turns to the other and says,...
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, “You should do it, because you...
A wife is having lovemaking with her husband’s best friend one day. Soon the phone rings, so she answers it. “Yes… uh, huh… OK… yes… bye.”...
This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she...
A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was approached by a man who asked advice on how to handle his...
A blonde is speaking to a psychiatrist. Blonde, “I’m on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me.” Psychiatrist,...
The barber’s client looked depressed, so the barber told him, “Cheer up. I knew a guy who owed $5,000 he couldn’t pay. He drove his vehicle...