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The doctor asked the patient about his daily activity level He described a typical day this way: ‘Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of...
A drunk walks into a crowded bar and takes the last bar stool next to an older woman. After awhile, the woman starts to smell this...
The man goes to see dentist and asks “How much to pull two wisdom teeth?” Dentist says “$100.00.” Man says, “too much. Can’t you do it...
Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One’s a brunette, one’s a redhead, and one’s a blonde. Two guards brings the brunette forward, and...
Two factory workers were talking. “I know how to get some time off from work.” said the man. “How do you think you will do that?”...
A young man, who was also an avid golfer, found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He figured if he hurried and played...
The old couple were planning to go on a second honeymoon for their 50th wedding anniversary. The old woman said, “We will go to all the...
Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to,...
There was a farmer who grew watermelons. He was doing pretty well, but he was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelon...
Mrs. Cohn went to see her doctor. When he inquired about her complaint she replied that she suffered from a discharge. He said: “Get undressed, Mrs....