One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying hysterically in the kitchen. “What’s wrong, dearest?” asked the confused husband. “Oh darling,”...
A farmer buys a young rooster. As soon as he brings the bird to the farm, it rushes & bangs all 150 hens. The farmer is...
Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives. “Do you and your wife ever do it dogie style?” asked the one. “Well, not exactly.” His...
There’s an elderly couple who has reached that point in life, where make love isn’t part of the itinerary anymore. One night, the wife turns to...
A young woman asked her mom if she could go out for some fries and eat them with friends for 2 hours. Her mom said, “Sure.”...
A little boy walks into his parents’ room while they’re having lovemaking. The boy asks, “What are you doing?” The mother explains, “Your daddy was full...
A man goes to his doctor complaining about migraines. His doctor tells him, “I also suffer from the same ailment. Every time I get one, I...
An old lady went to visit her dentist. When it was her turn, she sat in the chair, lowered her underpants, and raised her legs. The...
A professor was giving a lecture on involuntary muscular contractions to his first year medical students. Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, he...
Four nuns are in line to go into heaven. God asks the first nun if she has ever sinned. She says, “Well, I’ve seen a tool.”...