A man is skydiving, enjoying his free-fall, when he realizes that he has reached the altitude where he must open his parachute. So he pulls on...
A blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster announces that six Brazilian men died in a skydiving accident. The blonde starts sobbing...
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over he says, “Sir, I...
A man was watching TV and enjoying a beer. “Don’t go,” he yelled at the screen. “Do not enter that building. Walk away. Argh, you stupid...
An older gent had an appointment to see a urologist who shared an office with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with patients. He...
Ole and Lena are driving home from a party one night when Ole gets pulled over for speeding. The officer comes to the window and asks...
Two lawyers are in a bank, when, suddenly, armed robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers, others line the...
A man went to his lawyer and said “I would like to make a will but I don’t know exactly how to go about it.” The...
A man sees a gorgeous and hot woman standing alone at a bar. After tossing back a couple of shots he gets the nerve to approach...
A woman asked an Army General when was the last time he had made love to a woman. The general replied “1956, ma’am.” The woman, in...