A man moved to a mountain top to get rid of the hustle and be alone. One day he heard a knock at the door and...
The young man says to his date, “I really like the perfume you’re wearing. What’s it called?” The young lady looks puzzled for a minute then...
Three old men were sitting around and talking. The 80 year-old said, “The best thing that could happen to me would just to be able to...
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer asks her some questions: Officer: What’s 2 + 2? Blonde: Ummm… 4! Officer:...
A couple is trying to have a baby. Finally, the blonde tells her husband, “Honey, I have great news! We’re pregnant, and we’re having twins!” The...
Three nuns died and visited St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said he would admit them if they each answered one question. He turned...
The first-grade teacher was showing pictures of animals to her students to see how many they could name. She held up a picture of a lamb,...
A bunch of girls had become upset at an anthropology professor who had a knack of offending women. They decided the next time he did something...
A man calls home to his wife and says, “Honey I have been asked to go fishing at a big lake up in Canada with my...
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, “Doctor, you’ve got to do something about my husband he thinks he’s a refrigerator!” “I wouldn’t worry too...