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A woman goes into a dentist’s office, and after her examination, the dentist says, I’m sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have...
A man sits down at a bar and orders a double martini. After he finishes, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then orders another. After he...
An English teacher reminds her students of the written test in her class tomorrow: “Now, I don’t want anyone to miss this important finals exam! I...
A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins. He pulls the guy over and says, “You can’t drive around...
A man traveling by train asks the ticket collector what time the train stops at Victoria. “Sir, we don’t stop at Victoria.” “But I have to...
A woman phoned her dentist when she received a huge bill. “I’m shocked!” she complained. “This is three times what you normally charge.” “Yes, I know,”...
A guy goes into a drugstore to buy rubber pack. “What size?” asks the clerk. “Gee, I don’t know.” “Go see Sophie in aisle 4.” He...
A man hasn’t been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward the doctor comes out with the results. “I’m afraid...
Two Irishmen were walking home after a night on the beer when a severed head rolled along the ground. Mick picked it up to his face...
A police officer was investigating an accident on a two-lane, narrow road in which the drivers had hit virtually head-on. One driver, an extremely elderly woman,...