A wife woke up from her night’s sleep and began recounting her dream to her husband. “I dream they were auctioning off tool in this place,...
A man and a woman were dating. She being of a religious nature had held back the worldly pleasure that he wanted from her so bad....
A woman went to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas Cards. “What denomination?” asked the clerk. “Oh, good heavens! Have we come to...
A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually...
An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice. The doctor advised that she run 10 miles a day for 30 days. This, he promised, would help...
A man walks into a doctor’s office and says, “I have a problem with my tool!” The lady at the counter says, “Sir, we do not...
A man comes to his doctor and tells him that his wife doesn’t want to have lovemaking with him for the last 7 months. The doc...
Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom one day and found him sitting on the side of his bed sliding a rubber pack onto his weapon....
A man is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt. Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring...
Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep...