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A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted, and the horse immediately...
The passenger tapped the cab driver on the shoulder to ask him something. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went...
At a session with a marriage counselor, the wife snapped at her husband: “That’s not true! I do so enjoy lovemaking!” Then, turning to the counselor,...
A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots, and starts drinking them as fast as he can. The bartender says, “Dang, why are you drinking...
Little Johnny walked into the kitchen, saw his mother making a cake and announced, “I’ll be playing in my room for the next two hours. I...
A girl walks into a grocery store and asks the stock boy if he has any nuts. The guy says, “No, ma’am.” She says, “Well, do...
A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia. The doctor gave him a thorough examination, found absolutely nothing physically wrong with him, and then told...
Patrick hoisted his beer and said: “Here’s to spending the rest of my life between the legs of me wife!” And with that he took home...
A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he...
Morton was reading the paper after breakfast when he came across an article about a beautiful actress who was about to marry a football player known...