An old man feels like a horse! So he is talking with his grandson. Old Man: I’m telling you boy, since I take these vitamins, I...
A husband went to the police station to file a “missing person” report for his missing wife: Husband: “I lost my wife, she went shopping and...
An old man decides he wants to meet his grandson before he dies. He lives in the wilderness like a hermit so he hardly ever meets...
A little bird fell out of the nest and went to explore the surrounding world. Soon he meets a large, hairy animal and asks: “Hello, I’m...
Little Johnny was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the sixth one, a man on the bench across from...
The wife served breakfast to Husband. Along with that, she gave a tablet also and said: “Take this Paracetamol after breakfast.” Husband: “Why? I don’t have...
An old man was driving his Lambo with 100 miles/hour when suddenly he saw the police chasing him. So, he starts speeding up, 140, then 150,...
A dad was having a conversation with his 8 year old son Little Johnny about what he would like to be when he grew up. He...
An elderly couple walk into a fast food restaurant. They order one hamburger, one order of fries and one drink. The old man unwraps the plain...
A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said £50.00. Why so...