A couple was dining out when the wife noticed a familiar face at the bar. She recognized him as an old flame. “Honey,” she said to...
Two women came before wise King, dragging between them a young man in a three-piece suit. “This young lawyer agreed to marry my daughter,” said one....
A polish man is sitting at a bar having a few drinks when he notices a very attractive lady sit down at the other end of...
A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of their children posed a problem. The mother leaped to her feet and...
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted, and the horse immediately...
The passenger tapped the cab driver on the shoulder to ask him something. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went...
At a session with a marriage counselor, the wife snapped at her husband: “That’s not true! I do so enjoy lovemaking!” Then, turning to the counselor,...
A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots, and starts drinking them as fast as he can. The bartender says, “Dang, why are you drinking...
Little Johnny walked into the kitchen, saw his mother making a cake and announced, “I’ll be playing in my room for the next two hours. I...
A girl walks into a grocery store and asks the stock boy if he has any nuts. The guy says, “No, ma’am.” She says, “Well, do...