A traveling salesman goes to a farm house. The farmer goes, I could put you up for one night, but you’ll have to stay in the...
Two women were playing golf. On the third hole there was a 4 men in front of them but about 175 yards down the fairway. The...
A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam. ‘Now class, I won’t tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider...
The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, ‘Hello.’ ‘Mrs. Sanders, please.’ ‘Speaking.’ ‘Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory. When...
Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in USA by boat and one says to the other, “I hear that the people of this country actually eat...
A teacher asks the kids in her 5th grade class: ‘What do you want to be when you grow up?’ Little Larry says: ‘I wanna start...
Two girls were having coffee when one noticed that the other girl seemed troubled and asked her, “Is something bugging you? You look anxious.” “Well, my...
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. “But, officer,” the man began, “I can explain…” “Just be...
There are three girls at a bar, a red head, a brunette, and a blonde. They have a seat at the bar. The bar tender says,...
A man walks pass a beggar on the corner of the street where he works. The beggar holds out his one hand and the man drops...