A couple who’d been married for over 50 years was sitting on the sofa, when the wife said, “Dear, do you remember how you used to...
A man asked his wife what she’d like for her birthday. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he...
A young woman said to her doctor, ‘You have to help me, I hurt all over.’ ‘What do you mean?’ said the doctor. The woman touched...
A guy was invited to an old friends’ home for dinner. His buddy preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My...
A lady was filling her tank at a gas station, smoking a cigarette, even though all the signs say not to. The fumes that came out...
A man had been driving all night and by morning was still far from his destination. He decided to stop at the next city he came...
A blonde’s car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps...
A woman taking golf lessons had just started her first round when she was stung by a bee. Distraught, she went back into the clubhouse and...
John was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, “Is there a problem, Officer?” “No problem...
A father and son went hunting together for the first time. The father said “Stay here and be very quiet. I’ll be across the field.” A...