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A beautiful young model boarded a plane to New York with a ticket for the economy section. She looked at the seats in economy, and then...
A nun is standing outside a pub and a man comes round the corner, planning to grab an after-work bevy. The nun immediately points at him,...
The teacher asks little Johnny if he knows his numbers. “Yes,” he says, “I do. My father taught me.” “Good. What comes after three.” “Four,” answers...
One morning the phone rang at 3:00 a.m. in Jeff’s house. He picked up the phone and a woman asked, “Is this 555-1111?” “No, this is...
A cop pulls over a car full of nuns. The cop says, “Sister, the speed limit on this highway is 55 mph. Why are you going...
A little girl is sitting on her grandpa’s lap and studying the wrinkles on his old face. She gets up the nerve to rub her fingers...
A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says “Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses.” The woman answered “Well,...
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and...
A man went to the dental surgeon to have a tooth pulled. The dentist pulled out a freezing needle to numb the area. “No way! No...
A man asked his doctor if he thought he’d live to be 100. The doctor asked the man, “Do you smoke or drink?” “No,” he replied....