A man is in bed with his wife when there is a knock at the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it’s...
Three men were playing golf. The course was a wicked dogleg with a large water hazard. The first man stepped up to the tee and hit...
A woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her husband’s temper. The doctor asks, “So what seems to be the problem?” The woman says, “Doctor, I...
A dentist was getting ready to clean an elderly lady’s teeth. He noticed that she was a little nervous, so he began to tell her a...
A married man goes into a confessional and says to his priest. “I had an affair with a woman… almost.” The priest says, “What do you...
Two kids are arguing over whose father is the biggest scaredy-cat. The first kid says, “My dad is so scared that when lightning strikes, he hides...
A lady went into a bar in Waco and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots she’d...
Two guys are out hiking. All of a sudden, a bear starts chasing them. They climb a tree, but the bear starts climbing up the tree...
A woman opened her door to see two policeman standing there. “Mrs Smith? I’m afraid that in have some bad news for you? Your husband was...
Groups of Americans were traveling by tour bus through Holland. As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of...