A man walks into a pub and asks for 12 shots of vodka. The barman says, “Wow, 12. Are you celebrating?” The man replies, “I’ve just...
A husband and wife decide on a code language whenever they feel like having lovemaking to escape the attention of their son. According to the code...
Two girls and a boy are playing doctors and nurses behind the shed one day. The little boy suddenly drops his pants and shows them his...
Three boys were discussing their fathers’ favorite foods. The first kid said his father loves to eat burgers. The second boy said his father loves KFC....
A man comes home early from work and tells his wife he just got fired. He tells her, “I got caught with my tool in the...
The Little Rascal’s class were having a spelling test. The teacher asks if anyone can use the word “admire” in a sentence. Spanky raises his hand...
A teenage boy takes a quadriplegic girl on a date to dinner and the movies. At the end of the night out, he drives her back...
The doctor told a guy that self enjoyment before make love often helped men last longer during the act. The man decided, “What the hell, I’ll...
Two homeless men are devising a plan to get free drinks at a bar. The first one has an idea: “We’ll buy a hot dog and...
One day a man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom window. As the lady...