A lawyer walks into a bar and sits down next to a drunk who is closely examining something held in his fingers. The lawyer watches the...
Two friends were camping out one night, when all of the sudden one of them jumps up screaming, “A SNAKE JUST BIT ME ON THE TIP...
A blonde and a redhead met in a bar after work for a drink, and were watching the 6 O’clock news. A man was shown threatening...
A group of girls walks into a bar. One of the women tells the bartender to line up a row of drinks for all of them....
This guy is walking with his friend, who happens to be a psychologist. He says to this friend, “I’m a walking economy.” The friend asks, “How...
A woman is walking on the road and a voice shouts out, “Don’t take a step further.” She obeys and suddenly a ton of bricks fall...
A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “I bet you fifty dollars that I can bite my right eye.” The bartender says,...
A farmer and his wife were lying in bed one evening; she was knitting, he was reading the latest issue of Animal Husbandry. He looks up...
A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the same speed. However, as they passed a speed...
A 60-year-old man went to a doctor for a check-up. The doctor told him, “You’re in terrific shape. There’s nothing wrong with you. Why, you might...