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A drunk phoned the police to report that thieves had broken in to his car. “They’ve stolen the dashboard, steering wheel, break pedal, even the accelerator,”...
A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend. After having great lovemaking she spent the next hour just rubbing his ball Something she just...
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy...
A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found...
A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, “Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It’s been flickering for...
A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends. They came to a muddy patch in the road...
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what’s wrong. “Well,” replies Paul, “you...
A man was wheeling himself frantically down the hall of the hospital in his wheelchair, just before his operation. A nurse stopped him and asked, “What’s...
Two men got out of their cars after they collided at an intersection. One took a flask from his pocket and said to the other, “Here,...
A woman goes into a dentist’s office, and after her examination, the dentist says, I’m sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have...