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The passenger tapped the cab driver on the shoulder to ask him something. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went...
At a session with a marriage counselor, the wife snapped at her husband: “That’s not true! I do so enjoy lovemaking!” Then, turning to the counselor,...
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Little Johnny walked into the kitchen, saw his mother making a cake and announced, “I’ll be playing in my room for the next two hours. I...
A girl walks into a grocery store and asks the stock boy if he has any nuts. The guy says, “No, ma’am.” She says, “Well, do...
A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia. The doctor gave him a thorough examination, found absolutely nothing physically wrong with him, and then told...
Patrick hoisted his beer and said: “Here’s to spending the rest of my life between the legs of me wife!” And with that he took home...
A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he...
Morton was reading the paper after breakfast when he came across an article about a beautiful actress who was about to marry a football player known...
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