Little Johnny is in a class where every Friday the teacher asks a question and if you get it right you don’t have to go to...
Johnny wanted to have make love with a girl in his office, But she belonged to someone else… One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he...
A little boy comes down for breakfast and his mother asks if he had done his chores. “Not yet,” says the little boy. His mother tells...
One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender: “Drinks for all on me including you, bartender.” So the bartender follows...
A woman phones up her husband at work for a chat. HIM “I’m sorry dear but I’m up to my neck in work today.” HER “But...
A couple was dining out when the wife noticed a familiar face at the bar. She recognized him as an old flame. “Honey,” she said to...
Two women came before wise King, dragging between them a young man in a three-piece suit. “This young lawyer agreed to marry my daughter,” said one....
A polish man is sitting at a bar having a few drinks when he notices a very attractive lady sit down at the other end of...
A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of their children posed a problem. The mother leaped to her feet and...
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted, and the horse immediately...