A woman went to see her psychiatrist. “I’m really concerned,” she said. “The other day I found my daughter and the little boy next door together,...
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple’s house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two gentlemen were...
Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus. The buses were running late, and a lot of time passed. Finally, one woman...
A woman and her son were taking a cab in New York City. It was raining and all the call girl were standing under the awnings....
A good looking guy is sitting in a bar, sipping a whiskey. He notices a gorgeous woman at the end of the bar, talking with a...
Two guys are sitting at a bar. “You know why I love this bar?” asks the first one. “No,” says the second guy. “Why do you...
One day a blonde went up to a soda machine, put in some money, and a soda came out. She got really excited and started to...
A new York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter asks him “What have you done to merit entrance into Heaven?” The...
A young man proposes marriage to his sweetheart. The girl replies, “If I marry you, will you promise to give up smoking?” “Yes, I will,” came...
A mother and her very young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The little boy who had been looking out the window...