Little Johnny sees that his friend at school has a new watch so he asks him how he got it. “I waited until I heard the...
A tour bus driver is driving with a bus full of old aged pensioners when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady....
A husband comes home to find his wife with her suitcases packed in the living room. “Where the hell do you think you’re going?” he says....
A man is walking home late at night when he sees a woman in the shadows. “Twenty bucks,” she says. he’d never been with a call...
A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, “Is there a problem, Officer?” “No...
Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences. The first man said, “my wife was reading a “tale of two cities” and she gave birth...
A lady goes to the doctor and complains her husband is losing interest in lovemaking. He gives her a pill but warns her that it’s still...
A husband and wife came for counselling after 25 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into an angry tirade listing...
A nun and a priest were traveling across the desert and realized halfway across that the camel they were using for transportation was about to die....
The doctor has just finished giving the young man a thorough physical examination. “The best thing for you to do,” the M.D. said, “is give up...