A young man excitedly tells his mother he’s fallen in love and going to get married. He says, “Just for fun, Ma, I’m going to bring...
Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting on a bench in the park. Johnny asked, “Grandpa are you going to take that new pills?” Grandpa looks at...
A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, “Just think, fifty years ago...
A blonde goes out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. “Yoohoo” she shouts, “how can I...
A young man approached his family physician and said, “Doc, I’m afraid you’ll have to remove my wife’s tonsils one of these days.” “My good man,”...
A young couple had been married for a couple of months, but the man was always after his wife to quit smoking. One afternoon, she lit...
A patient was waiting nervously in the examination room of a famous specialist. “So who did you see before coming to me?” asked the doctor. “My...
An old man and an old woman are together every night. They aren’t married, but for years and years they have spent every night together. All...
A female secretary was helping her new boss set up his computer and asked him what word he would like to use as a password to...
A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away suddenly...