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A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old girl, and it is love at first sight. They get married and...
One day a little girl came home from school, and said to her mother, “Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn’t...
A man is at the airport counter checking in his luggage. The man said to the agent, “I’m flying to Los Angeles but I would like...
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Two Jewish businessmen meet in a restaurant for a lunch suggested by one of them. The first says, “I have a good deal for you. When...
A guy is stranded on a desert island all alone for ten years. One day he sees a speck on the horizon. He thinks to himself,...
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, ‘Jesus knows you’re...
A blonde is swimming in a river. A man walks up and asks her, “What are you doing in there?” She says, “I’m washing my clothes.”...
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