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Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One old lady turns to the other and asks, “Do you still get horny?” The...
The judge frowned at the tired robber and said, “then you admit breaking into the same store on three successive nights?” ”Yes, your honor.” “And why...
A man walks into a bar and orders three beers. He takes a drink out of one… sets it down. Takes a drink out of the...
A concerned woman phones a doctor and says, “Doctor, I’m worried about my husband. He thinks he’s a dog!” “I’m coming over right away,” the doctor...
A young woman came home and told her mom that her steady boyfriend had proposed, But she had turned him down because she found out he...
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him....
A guy walks into a bar, sits down next to another fellow and immediately notices that the guy has a very large disposable Bic cigarette lighter....
A man came home from an exhausting day at work, plopped down on the couch in front of the television, and told his wife: “Get me...
A little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, he asked her the usual question, “And what would you like for Christmas?” The child stared at him open...
A business man got on an elevator. When he entered,there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright,”t-g-i-f” He smiled at her and...