A man and his wife were sitting in the living room discussing a “Living Will” “Just so you know, I never want to live in a...
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are the grounds for your divorce?” She replied, “About four acres and a...
The old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat on tight so that it would not blow off in the...
A man got really drunk one night in his local pub. The barman refused to serve him any more alcohol and told him he should be...
A young girl who was writing a paper for school came to her father and asked, “Dad, what is the difference between anger and exasperation?” The...
Rabbi Levy had to spend time in a Catholic hospital. He became friends with the Sister who was a nurse there. One day, she came into...
A guy walked into his friend’s office, he found him sitting at his desk, looking very depressed. “Hey, what’s up with you?”, he asks. “Oh, its...
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat....
A judge was punishing three men because they had committed a crime. Their sentence was a few years in the desert. He said that they could...
One Sunday a pastor told the congregation that the church needed some extra money and asked the people to prayerfully consider giving a little extra in...