A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. “Why of course,” comes the...
A blonde arrived for her first golf lesson and the pro asked her to take a swing at a ball to see how she’d do. The...
Four surgeons were sitting around discussing who they like to operate on. The first surgeon said, “I like operating on librarians. When you open them up...
Two 90-year-old women, Rose and Barb, had been friends all of their lives. When it was clear that Rose was dying, Barb visited her every day....
A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One rainy day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her...
Little Emily was complaining to her mother that her stomach hurt. Her mother replied, “That’s because it’s empty. Maybe you should try putting something in it.”...
A newly divorced woman is strolling along the beach, disappointed about how horribly the divorce settlement turned out for her. As she’s walking, she spots an...
A little girl went up to her mother one day while holding her stomach saying, “Mommy, my stomach hurts.” Her mother replied, “That’s because it’s empty....
A cop pulls over a carload of nuns. Cop: “Sister, this is a 65 MPH highway why are you going so slow?” Sister: “Sir, I saw...
A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbor to report that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description. She said,...