“I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said… Are you going to hate yourself in the morning? She said.. No..I hate...
A man and his wife, who was 8 months pregnant, were doing some holiday shopping in crowded mall. They had been trading humorous insults for most...
A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk: they connect. They end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and he shows...
Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse Jenny. “She’s incredibly dumb. She does everything absolutely backwards.” said one doctor. “Just last...
The seven-year old girl told her mom, “A boy in my class asked me to play doctor.” “Oh, dear,” the mother nervously sighed. “What happened, honey?”...
A woman is in labor, and the doctor comes in and says, “we have this cool new device that lets the father participate by feeling the...
A little boy opened the big old family Bible and with fascination, he looked at the old pages as he turned them. Then something fell out...
A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A few minutes later, a big, heavy, mean-looking guy plops down in the...
A Blonde Redneck Guy finds a lamp. He rubs it and a Genie emerges. The Genie tells him he will be granted three wishes. The Guy...
A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One day, the husband comes home from work and his wife says: “Honey, in the upstairs bathroom one...