Two guys were sitting outside a medical clinic. One of them was crying, tears were pouring down his face. The other guy asked, “Why are you...
A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his parents, “How was I born?” “Well honey…” said the slightly prudish parent, “the stork brought...
A boy is buying a pack of rubber pack for the first time. He sees the price is $10 but when he goes to pay it...
A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said...
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to...
A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the...
A man is talking to his friend and he says: “I’m about to go on vacation, and I don’t know what to do.” His buddy asks:...
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in and asks the farmer, “Hey, why are you sitting here on this...
Two couples were playing cards. Jeff accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed...
A Scottish doubter was spending a quiet day fishing in the lake when suddenly his boat was attacked by the Loch Ness monster. In one easy...