A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave...
A man went to his doctor and told him that he had not been feeling well lately. The doctor examined the man, left the room, and...
Three gentlemen are golfing one sunny day. They come to a difficult par with a water trap just after the tee. The first golfer proceeds to...
The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. “What seems to be the problem?” the doctor asked. “Well, I, uh,” she stammered. “I think I, uh,...
A couple met at Myrtle Beach and fell in love. They were discussing how they would continue their relationship after their vacations were over. “It’s only...
An blonde girl goes to the council to register for child benefit. “How many children?” asks the council worker. “10” replies the blonde girl. “10???” says...
Two hunters are walking through a forest looking for deer. When all of a sudden, a giant bear jumps out and scares the shit out of...
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, “Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on...
Bubba and Earl were in the local bar enjoying a beer when the decided to get in on the weekly charity raffle. They bought five tickets...
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of...