Two hunters are lost in the woods. After wandering around for a couple hours they decide to weigh their options, one says: “I heard if you...
A guy had just returned from two weeks of vacation. He asked his boss for two more weeks off to get married. “What?” shouted the boss,...
A man suffered a serious heart attack and had bypass surgery. He awakened to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic hospital. As...
A Mom is driving a little girl to her friends house for a play date. “Mommy,” the little girl asks, “How old are you?” “Honey, you...
One day while doing door-to-door market research, this guy knocks on a door and is greeted by a beautiful young housewife. “Hello,” he starts, “I’m doing...
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they drew. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s artwork. As she got to...
A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural North Wairarapa. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer’s field on the...
A man goes into a pet shop and tells the owner that he wants to buy a pet that can do everything. The shop owner suggests...
The wife, being a romantic at heart, decided one day that she’d send her husband a text while she was out having coffee with a friend....
A sister and brother are talking to each other when the little boy gets up and walks over to his Grandpa and says, “Grandpa, please make...