A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink...
Two friends were playing golf. On the tee, Jack hit his shot way left of the fairway into some buttercups. Bob proceeded to hit his shot,...
A blind man walks into a restaurant and takes a seat. The owner, who’s also the waiter, hands him a menu. The man kindly says, “I’m...
An elderly man had owned his large farm in Louisiana for many years. Right at the back of the farm, there was a large pond that...
The whole family are having breakfast together when he young Grandson looks over at his 18 year old newlywed wife and asks her, “Will you pass...
A husband and wife were grocery shopping when the husband picked up a case of Budweiser and placed it in the cart. “What do you think...
An old man goes golfing every weekend. His wife always complains about his going and leaving her alone. So one weekend he says “Why don’t you...
A man is talking to his best friend about married life: “You know,” he says, “I really trust my wife, and I think she has always...
An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted...
A woman said to her husband at over breakfast one morning, “Today is a special day. I bet you don’t know what day this is.” “Of...