A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom on the edge of the bathtub saying to himself, “Now how can...
There was a burglar who broke into a home and started to gather the items he wanted to take. All of a sudden he heard, “Jesus...
A man and his wife are sitting down to dinner. “Ringling Brothers is coming to town this week,” she said. “The poster says they have a...
A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams. Now what should he do? His mother...
A magazine reporter is traveling through a rain forest, in search of a fabled cannibalistic tribe. He falls into a trap, goes unconscious and wakes up...
An office technician got a call from a user. The user told the tech that her computer was not working. She described the problem and the...
Three drunks hailed a taxi. The taxi driver seeing that they were so wasted when they got in, he just switched on the engine and switched...
A Russian couple was walking down the street in St. Peters burg the other night, when the man felt a drop hit his nose. “I think...
There was once a sheep farmer who had a French farmhand working with him to help castrate his sheep. As the farmer castrated the first sheep,...
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several months. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that...