A man walks into a bar and orders three beers. He takes a drink out of one… sets it down. Takes a drink out of the...
A concerned woman phones a doctor and says, “Doctor, I’m worried about my husband. He thinks he’s a dog!” “I’m coming over right away,” the doctor...
A young woman came home and told her mom that her steady boyfriend had proposed, But she had turned him down because she found out he...
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him....
A guy walks into a bar, sits down next to another fellow and immediately notices that the guy has a very large disposable Bic cigarette lighter....
A man came home from an exhausting day at work, plopped down on the couch in front of the television, and told his wife: “Get me...
A little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, he asked her the usual question, “And what would you like for Christmas?” The child stared at him open...
A business man got on an elevator. When he entered,there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright,”t-g-i-f” He smiled at her and...
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old girl, and it is love at first sight. They get married and...
One day a little girl came home from school, and said to her mother, “Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn’t...