A boy tells a girl I’ll pay you 10 bucks to climb up the flagpole. Girl: ok climbs the flagpole Girl: Mommy Mommy a boy paid...
A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has just taken to work. The little girl asks, “I saw you in your office with...
James is alone in the bedroom when his beautiful wife opens the door and walks in. “James,” she whispers, “Take off my shirt.” “James,” she whispers,...
One day while passing a nursing home I noticed six old ladies lying undressed on the grass. I thought this was a bit unusual but I...
An elderly, faithful man died and went to heaven. When he arrived, God said, “Welcome John! You’re wife has been waiting for you!” Bursting in tears...
Grandpa and Grandma always got very excited when they recalled the old days they were together. They made a decision, one day to make it,.. “yesterday...
An elderly man gave all of his seven umbrellas for repair at one time,… And told the shopkeeper he would pick it up in the evening...
Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their peek together and have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated with it. When the baby is...
An older couple was lying in bed one night. The husband was falling a sleep, but the wife felt romantic and wanted to talk. She said,...
A very shy young man goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting alone. After an hour he gathers enough courage to go and...