A woman and a baby were in the doctor’s examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby’s first exam. The doctor arrived,...
A husband exclaims to his wife one day, “Your bum is getting really big. It’s bigger than the BBQ grill!” Later that night in bed, the...
Newlyweds wake up one morning on their honeymoon and the man suggests: “Darling, why don’t you brew us some coffee?” Wife looks confused: “But that’s your...
Woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day,...
A man walks in a bar with his iphone… He suddenly realises he needs to fart. He logs into Itunes and ups the volume thinking ‘the...
A teacher is writing on board and suddenly students laughs Teacher: “Why did you laugh?” Boy 1: “I saw a strap of your corset.” Teacher: “You...
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife, “Mother of...
Wife left a note on the fridge it says “I have made all attempts. It’s not working, I can’t take it anymore. I am going to...
Adam was talking to his friend at the bar, and said: “I don’t know what to get my wife for her birthday – she has everything,...
A student comes late to school. His teacher asked him “Why were you late to school?” Student: “My mom and dad were fighting.” Teacher: “What does...