Wife: Doing her makeup early morning straight out from Bed Husband: Are you crazy Wife: Just shut up, I need to unlock my phone. Its on...
A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee… On his first day, he dialled the kitchen and shouted into the phone: “Get me...
John was a salesman’s delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick. His wife Marsha has long ago given up trying to get him...
A nervous young lady sat on a dentist’s chair to get her tooth extracted,.. Seeing too many instruments she got frightened. “Doctor, I would much rather...
A wife asks her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?” “After a considerable period of grieving, I guess I would. We all need companionship.”...
A man and a woman started making love in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up...
The police stops a man and woman who have their seat belts on. Police: “hi you’re the first people today with their seat belts on, so...
A man walks past a beggar every day and gives him $2.00 and that Continues for a year. Then suddenly the daily donation changes to $1.50...
There was an investor who had three girlfriends, but he didn’t know which one to marry. So he decided to give each one $5000 and see...
I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I...