A wife was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband’s key in the door. “Stay where you are,” she said. “He’s so drunk...
A man and a woman, who had never met before, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and...
There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day. As the priest is walking by, he looks up and notices that this...
A drunk blonde woman was sitting at a bar says to the barman, “Barfender, I’d like a marhini for my heartburn.” The barman mixes her drink...
Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the doctor was surprised to discover that both of them possessed incredibly long,...
John bought his new colleague, Peter, home for dinner As they arrived at the door, his wife rushed up, threw her arms around John and kissed...
A husband says to his wife, “I bet you can’t tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time.” The...
One day, a man decides he wants to host a costume party. He decides that he wants an emotion-themed party, so he sends out all his...
A recently married couple are in bed, when the man asks his wife how many men she has slept with After the question, the woman doesn’t...
A man came home from work one day to find his wife sitting on the front porch with her bags packed. He asked her where she...