An elderly farmer in Florida had a large pond down by his fruit orchard. One evening he decided to go down to the pond and took...
Once a drunk husband arrived late at his home, He rang the bell.. Wife : where have you been till this late, I am not going...
A Nazi walks into a bar, looks around, and notices an older orthodox Jewish man seated at a nearby table. “Barman”, he says, “A round on...
A husband exclaims to his wife one day, “Your bum is getting really big. It’s bigger than the BBQ grill!” Later that night in bed, the...
A retired night girl is looking for a pure to marry. She searches and searches and finally finds one in Australia. So on their wedding night...
A woman wakes up on her day off and buys a parrot who used to be carried around by a call girl at all times Soon...
One Day A 54 year old lady had a heart attack & was taken to the hospital. While on the operation, she had a near death...
A husband sent a text to his wife at night “Hi I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty clothes and make sure...
Two women were walking home after a girls’ night out and they feel the need to pee, so passing some bushes, they decide to go answer...
One day Einstein has to speak at an important science conference. On the way there. he tells his driver that looks a bit like him: “I’m...