An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues: Man: “I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children,...
A couple went to a physio therapists office at Hospital. The doctor asked, “What can I do for you?” The man said, “Will you watch us...
A man came to visit his grandparents, and he noticed,.. His grandfather sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, wearing only a shirt, with nothing...
A man goes to the store to get a hot water bottle. The clerk tells him he has just sold his last one. But if he...
Two female co-workers are chatting it up, and they are discussing the boyfriends they’ve had in the last year. One girl says “The last 3 boyfriends...
A 70 Years old man asked his wife “Do you feel sad when you see me running after the young girls?” Wife replied: No not at...
A farmer got in his truck and drove to a neighbouring farm and knocked at the farmhouse door. A young boy, about nine, opened the door....
This guy is dining alone in a fancy restaurant and there’s a beautiful redhead sitting at the next table… He’s been sneakily checking her out ever...
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his book-keeper has screwed him for ten million bucks. This book-keeper is deaf and it was considered an occupational benefit...
The marriage of an 80 year old man and a 20 year old woman was the talk of the town. After being married a year, the...