Two men were sitting next to each other at a bar. After a while, One guy looks at the other and says,”I can’t help but think,...
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said: “Since we are the best of friends,.. I would not want to insult you by offering...
A man and his wife were having some arguments and problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next day the man...
A mine owner advertised for new workers… And three Guys turned up — an Irishman, a Italian, and a Japanese. The owner told the Irishman, “You’ll...
Professor told naughty jokes in class and the women wanted to protest it. So they decided that in the next time that the professor will start...
I live near a small store way out in the country close to a hippie com-mune. They’re good people for the most part, although a bit...
A wife sent a message to her husband Wife sent a message to her husband: “Don’t forget to buy vegetables on your way back from the...
A man just bought a new Ferrari and he decides to take it out for a spin. As he’s driving, he starts speeding down the road...
HUSBAND & WIFE ARE SHOPPING IN THEIR LOCAL HUSBAND AND WIFE ARE SHOPPING IN THEIR LOCAL WAL-MART. THE HUSBAND PICKS UP A CASE OF BUDWEISER AND...
I’ve heard some people are really going crazy from isolation. I’m glad I’m not one of those. I’ve just been talking about this with the microwave...