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A German officer watches over his outpost during the Great War. He’s polishing his handgun when one of his soldiers below sounds the alarm. Down he...
There was a boy standing on a corner selling fish. He was saying,“Dam fish for sale, dam fish for sale.” A preacher walked up and asked...
A young man finally got a date with the blonde female that lived in his apartment complex. To prepare for his big date, the young man...
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John asks his wife, Mary, what she wants to celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary. “Would you like a new Mink Coat?” he asks. “Not really,” says...
A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. They were about to have some fun time when the...
A third age Scotsman was waiting for his son to return from his first date. Finally, he arrived after midnight. “Were you worried, father?” “Yes, I...
A very popular girl went to her doctor and found out that she was pregnant. The doctor says, “I know that you are not married! Do...
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