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A panda bear walks into a restaurant. He orders the special and eats it. After eating, he pulls out a pistol, kills the waiter and starts...
When a very tired man got on a crowded bus one afternoon, he could not find an empty seat. A small dog was sitting on one...
As an airplane is about to crash a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces “If I’m going to die, I want to die feeling like...
A boy asks his dad, “What’s the difference between potential and realistic?” The dad tells him to go ask the rest of his family if they’d...
A Cowboy Appeared before st. Peter at the Pearly Gates. “have you ever done anything of particular merit?” St. Peter asked. “Well I can think of...
One day different parts of the body were having an argument to see which should be in charge. The brain said “I do all the thinking...
A Lorry driver is driving 200 penguins to London Zoo when his Lorry breaks down on the motorway. The driver gets out of the cab and...
A man was driving at 80 kph one day when he was passed by a 3-legged chicken. He accelerated and passed the chicken. Three minutes later...
This one will perhaps only be good for your more advanced students. A piece of string walks into a bar and asks for a drink.The barman...
A man wanted to become a monk so he went to the monastery and talked to the head monk. The head monk said, “You must take...