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Professor told naughty jokes in class and the women wanted to protest it. So they decided that in the next time that the professor will start...
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A wife sent a message to her husband Wife sent a message to her husband: “Don’t forget to buy vegetables on your way back from the...
A man just bought a new Ferrari and he decides to take it out for a spin. As he’s driving, he starts speeding down the road...
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I’ve heard some people are really going crazy from isolation. I’m glad I’m not one of those. I’ve just been talking about this with the microwave...
A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place: Man: What’s the problem officer? Cop: You were going at least...
An old man is laying in bed he only has a day or two left. He wakes up to the smell of his favourite thing in...
A GUY WALKS INTO A BAR AND ASKS FOR A BEER “THAT’LL BE FIVE DOLLARS”, SAYS THE BARTENDER, AND THE GUY THROWS 20 QUARTERS ONTO THE...