A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the haircut, but the barber refused, saying, “you do Godas...
A defendant in a lawsuit involving large sums of money was talking to his lawyer. “If I lose this case, I’ll be ruined.” “It’s in the...
A duck hunter was out enjoying a nice morning on the marsh when he decided to take a leak…. He walked over to a tree and...
A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once...
A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a...
I walked into a coffee shop on Halloween to find the woman behind the counter with a bunch of sponges pinned to her uniform. “I’m assuming...
A man has been in hospital for a month. One day, he’s so sick and tired of being in hospital that he sneaks out and down...
A young seminary student went home for Christmas break. A horrible snowstorm stranded the regular minister in another town. The leaders of the congregation asked the...
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. “Isn’t it true,” he bellowed, “that you accepted five thousand dollars to...
While suturing up a cut on the hand of a 75 year old farmer, whose hand had been caught in the gate while working his cattle,...