At school one day the teacher heard cat noises coming from the class, and she discovered little johnny with a cat up his jumper. She said,...
Two friends working in the same office. One wanted some time off, but knew the boss wouldn’t allow him to take leave. He decided to act...
An Engineer was unemployed for a long time. He could not find a job so he opened a medical clinic and puts a sign up outside:...
An elderly farmer in Florida had a large pond down by his fruit orchard. One evening he decided to go down to the pond and took...
Once a drunk husband arrived late at his home, He rang the bell.. Wife : where have you been till this late, I am not going...
A Nazi walks into a bar, looks around, and notices an older orthodox Jewish man seated at a nearby table. “Barman”, he says, “A round on...
A husband exclaims to his wife one day, “Your bum is getting really big. It’s bigger than the BBQ grill!” Later that night in bed, the...
A retired night girl is looking for a virgin to marry. She searches and searches and finally finds one in Australia. So on their wedding night...
A woman wakes up on her day off and buys a parrot who used to be carried around by a call girl at all times Soon...
One Day A 54 year old lady had a heart attack & was taken to the hospital. While on the operation, she had a near death...