Patient: Please doctor help me. I have been stung by a bee. Doctor: Don’t worry. I’ll put some cream on it. Patient: You’ll never find the...
Little Johnny was playing in his room when his dad walked in and explained that he and his mom were getting a divorce. “Why Daddy?” asked...
Last week, we took some friends out to a new restaurant,… and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt...
A 98-year-old Mother Superior from Ireland was dying. The nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her last journey comfortable. They tried giving her some...
A surgeon went to check on his very blonde patient after an operation. She was awake, so he examined her thoroughly and told her that she...
An old man is selling watermelons. His pricelist reads: 1 for $3, 3 for $10 A young man stops by and asks to buy one watermelon....
When NASA was preparing for the Apollo project, some of the training of the astronauts took place on a Navajo reservation. One day, a Navajo elder...
A proud farmer lying on his deathbed, asked his three sons to find one object that can be used to fill the inside of the barn....
Young Johnny was appointed sales person at a local General Dealer’s store in Kampala. While on one of his shifts, a lady approached him and asked...
A penguins car breaks down…. On a really hot day, a penguin takes his car to a mechanic. The penguin asks, “How long will it be?”...