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A man just bought a new Ferrari and he decides to take it out for a spin. As he’s driving, he starts speeding down the road...
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I’ve heard some people are really going crazy from isolation. I’m glad I’m not one of those. I’ve just been talking about this with the microwave...
A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place: Man: What’s the problem officer? Cop: You were going at least...
An old man is laying in bed he only has a day or two left. He wakes up to the smell of his favourite thing in...
A GUY WALKS INTO A BAR AND ASKS FOR A BEER “THAT’LL BE FIVE DOLLARS”, SAYS THE BARTENDER, AND THE GUY THROWS 20 QUARTERS ONTO THE...
A guy walks into a bar in one morning, and goes up to the bar tender. “Do you guys have golden toilets?” he asks. “What? Golden...
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them in the office and they took off for her house....
A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he’s topping 100 mph. The man eventually realizes...
A guy sends a text to his next-door neighbor “Jim, I’m sorry. I’ve been riddled with guilt and I have to confess: I have been helping...