Jane and Erica are Talking in Heaven How did you die?” Jane asks Erica. She replies, “I froze to death.” “Oh, that’s terrible!” says Jane. “It...
A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer were in a hotel for a convention. Then, in the middle of the night for no apparent reason, a...
A man is being released from an hospital As he is being escorted out by a nurse, he passes by a patient’s room with the door...
A call girl standing outside a motel in a small town saw a 70+ year old man walking past. She hasn’t had a customer for a...
The Trump family is flying from New York to DC. Donald looks down on the cities below and says, “I think I’ll throw a $1000 bill...
My 3-year-old son had a hard time with potty training and I was on him all the time. One day we stopped by McDonald’s to pick...
Two patients escape from a mental hospital… …Needing money to get out of the area, they steal some clothes from a house and shotguns from a...
A family was having some neighbors over for a dinner party. Everything was going swimmingly. Annabelle and her family were charming and fun, the guests were...
A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they were undressing for bed, the husband – who was a...
A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl’s place. A few drinks...