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Bob goes to see his friend Pete. He finds Pete in his barn dancing bared around his John Deere. “What are you doing!” asks Bob. Pete...
One day a duck walks in a store and ask the manager if they sell grapes. The manager says, “No, we don’t sell grapes.” The duck...
Tom was at the hospital visiting with his best friend Larry who was dying. Tom asked, “If there is baseball in heaven will you come back...
Paddy and Murphy are having’ a pint in the pub. When some scuba divers come on the TV. Paddy says, “Murphy, why is it them deep...
A Spanish captain was walking on his ship when a soldier rushes to him and exclaims, “An enemy ship is approaching us!” The captain replies calmly,...
A man was driving and saw a truck stalled on the side of the highway that had ten penguins standing next to it. The man pulled...
A man went to his lawyer and told him, “My neighbor owes me $500 and he won’t pay up. What should I do?” “Do you have...
A man hasn’t been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward, the doctor comes out with the results. “I’m afraid...
A man walks out on his front porch one day and sees a gorilla in the tree on his front lawn. He calls animal control and...
A boy with a monkey on his shoulder was walking down the road when he passed a policeman who said, “Now, now young lad, I think...