A boss said to his secretary “I want to make love with you, but I will make it very fast. I’ll throw $1,000 on the floor...
A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for dinner. This is her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit...
A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decides to test it at dinner. He asks his son, “Son, where were...
Maria, a devout Catholic, got married and had 15 children. After her first husband died, she remarried and had 15 more children. A few weeks after...
A lady comes home from her doctor’s appointment grinning from ear to ear. Her husband asks, “Why are you so happy?” The wife says, “The doctor...
There were 3 men in the desert. They all wanted something to cool them down. One brought a pail of water. The second brought an umbrella....
A woman walks into a cafe with a stomach ache. After a while she realizes she needs to relieve herself, knowing her farts are loud, she...
A man is walking along a beach and finds a bottle. When he rubs the bottle, a genie appears and says, “I can grant you one...
An uneducated father with his educated son went for a camping they set up a tent and slept. Father gets up after sometime and asks his...
A young boy is pulling his wagon up a hill when one of the back wheels falls off and rolls down the hill. The young boy...