A Spanish captain was walking on his ship when a soldier rushes to him and exclaims, “An enemy ship is approaching us!” The captain replies calmly,...
A man was driving and saw a truck stalled on the side of the highway that had ten penguins standing next to it. The man pulled...
A man went to his lawyer and told him, “My neighbor owes me $500 and he won’t pay up. What should I do?” “Do you have...
A man hasn’t been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward, the doctor comes out with the results. “I’m afraid...
A man walks out on his front porch one day and sees a gorilla in the tree on his front lawn. He calls animal control and...
A boy with a monkey on his shoulder was walking down the road when he passed a policeman who said, “Now, now young lad, I think...
Two little boys were known troublemakers, stealing everything they could get their hands, even from the church. One day a priest stopped one of the boys...
So two Irishmen are traveling to Australia. Before they leave home, one of their dads gives them both a bit of advice: “You watch them Aussie...
An old man is met by his attorney, and is told he is going to be audited. He rides to the IRS office with his attorney,...
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to...