Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to,...
There was a farmer who grew watermelons. He was doing pretty well, but he was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelon...
Mrs. Cohn went to see her doctor. When he inquired about her complaint she replied that she suffered from a discharge. He said: “Get undressed, Mrs....
A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of this the wife wants him to quit, so she gets 2 shot...
A pretty young blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself alone in a small waiting room. She began undressing nervously, preparing herself...
Two 90-year-old had been dating for a while, when the man told the woman, “Well, tonight’s the night we have make love!” And so they did....
On their honeymoon, the new husband told his bride, “I have a confession to make that I should have made before, but I was concerned that...
A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson in logic. “Here is the situation,” she said. “A man is standing up in a boat in...
Two notorious drunks are sitting at the bar. One is crying. The other asks what’s wrong. “I’ve puked all over myself again and my wife is...
A young woman was preparing a ham dinner. After she cut off the end of the ham, she placed it in a pan for baking. Her...