A little girl was sitting on her grandfather’s lap as he read her a bedtime story. From time to time, she would take her eyes off...
A man comes home from working at a pickle factory and he seems troubled. His wife asks him what’s wrong and the man says, “Oh, nothing....
A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona when her car broke down. An American Indian on horseback came along and...
Three men and a young woman are travelling on a train The four passengers get talking and the chat soon takes an naughty turn. The young...
A newly married Liam goes to the meet Father Charles. He greets the priest and says, ‘Father, I need to talk to you. ‘ The Priest...
A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left anote for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk .When the milkman read...
A guy sees an advertisement in a pet-shop window: “Talking Centipede $100.” The guy goes in and buys it. He gets home, opens the box and...
A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the haircut, but the barber refused, saying, “you do Godas...
A defendant in a lawsuit involving large sums of money was talking to his lawyer. “If I lose this case, I’ll be ruined.” “It’s in the...
A duck hunter was out enjoying a nice morning on the marsh when he decided to take a leak…. He walked over to a tree and...