A poor man meets a rich man around Christmas…… The poor man asks the rich man, “What are you getting your wife this Christmas?” The rich...
When I woke up this morning, my girlfriend was cooking breakfast in nothing than a T-shirt when I came downstairs, she told me she needed me...
Two brothers are in their room one morning. The older brother says, “Billy, I’m 9 and you’re 6. We’re practically men. So today when we go...
An attractive young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the priest beside her, “Father, may I ask a favor?” “Of course child. What may I...
A young Mexican man named Jose was curious about America so he snuck across the border. He wanted to go see a baseball game so when...
A bus full of ugly people had a head on collision with a truck. When they died, God granted all of them one wish. The first...
A shark is teaching his kid how to eat humans and he says “look son, first you swim full force at the human but at the...
A woman who is constantly embarrassed by her husband falling asleep in church goes to the priest to ask for help. The priest says, “Look love,...
A man asks his doctor: “Do you think I’ll live to be a hundred?” The doctor asks the man “Well, that depends. Do you drink?” “Oh,...
A father and his young son go to a restaurant and to keep him occupied, he gives the boy three pennies to play with. Suddenly, the...