A man walked into work on Monday with two black eyes. His boss asked what happened. The man said, “I was sitting behind a big woman...
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. As he sits, the waitress comes over and asks for their orders. The man...
A father passing by his son’s bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an green...
A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool and,...
The teenage grand daughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through top on. Her grandmother just has a fit, telling her not to dare go...
Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, “I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it...
Husband and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, “And you are not good in...
A father put his three year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which she ended by saying, “God bless...
A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said,...
A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself out as a “handy-woman” and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to...