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An Englishman and an Irishman go to a bakery. The Englishman steals three buns and […]
Arriving home from work at my usual hour of 5 p.m. I discovered that it […]
A man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at a fast food place. […]
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She […]
The manager asks, “Do you have any sales experience?” The kid says, “Yeah I was […]
Two young guys appear in court after being arrested for smoking dope. The judge says, […]
The Mechanic Asks The Heart Surgeon… when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his […]
The first one married a woman from Minneapolis, and said to her: “When I get […]