One day, the phone rang, and a little boy answered. “May I speak to your parents?” “They’re busy.” “Oh. Is anybody else there?” “The police.” “Can...
A young man was getting ready to graduate college for many months he had admired a beautiful sports car in a dealer’s showroom, and knowing his...
As soon as the newlyweds returned from their honeymoon, the young bride called her mother, who lived a couple of hours away. “How did everything go?”...
An elderly gentleman had been experiencing serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have...
A boy was cycling with a basket of eggs on it. He hit a stone and fell down along with the cycle. The eggs also fell...
A man is driving home one night while very aroused. As he is passing a pumpkin patch, he thinks to himself, “Pumpkins are soft and squishy...
Early one morning, my husband, who works in a funeral home, woke me, complaining of severe abdominal pains. We rushed to the emergency room, where they...
A man gets on a bus and sits next to a lady with a child .. The mother is trying to get her fussy son to...
Bloke is in bed with his wife having sweet time when there’s a knock at the front door It’s 2 a.m and bloke isn’t impressed but...
A man takes a pleasant stroll on a Friday evening Suddenly the Devil himself pops up in front of him and whispers, “Take all the money...