A lady went into a bar in Waco and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots she’d...
A woman opened her door to see two policeman standing there. “Mrs Smith? I’m afraid that in have some bad news for you? Your husband was...
Groups of Americans were traveling by tour bus through Holland. As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of...
The doctor asked the patient about his daily activity level He described a typical day this way: ‘Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of...
A drunk walks into a crowded bar and takes the last bar stool next to an older woman. After awhile, the woman starts to smell this...
The man goes to see dentist and asks “How much to pull two wisdom teeth?” Dentist says “$100.00.” Man says, “too much. Can’t you do it...
Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One’s a brunette, one’s a redhead, and one’s a blonde. Two guards brings the brunette forward, and...
Two factory workers were talking. “I know how to get some time off from work.” said the man. “How do you think you will do that?”...
A young man, who was also an avid golfer, found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He figured if he hurried and played...
The old couple were planning to go on a second honeymoon for their 50th wedding anniversary. The old woman said, “We will go to all the...