After getting Pope Francis’s luggage loaded into the limo, the driver notices the Pope is still standing on the curb. ‘Excuse me, Your Holiness,’ says the...
There was this Asian lady married to an English gentleman and they lived in London. The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but managed...
One day, the phone rang, and a little boy answered. “May I speak to your parents?” “They’re busy.” “Oh. Is anybody else there?” “The police.” “Can...
A young man was getting ready to graduate college for many months he had admired a beautiful sports car in a dealer’s showroom, and knowing his...
As soon as the newlyweds returned from their honeymoon, the young bride called her mother, who lived a couple of hours away. “How did everything go?”...
An elderly gentleman had been experiencing serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have...
A boy was cycling with a basket of eggs on it. He hit a stone and fell down along with the cycle. The eggs also fell...
A man is driving home one night while very aroused. As he is passing a pumpkin patch, he thinks to himself, “Pumpkins are soft and squishy...
Early one morning, my husband, who works in a funeral home, woke me, complaining of severe abdominal pains. We rushed to the emergency room, where they...
A man gets on a bus and sits next to a lady with a child .. The mother is trying to get her fussy son to...