Old Josh was sat in his garden sunbathing in the deck chair when he noticed his grand-son kneeling on the lawn with a worm. When he...
A guy goes to the psychiatrist “Doctor,” says the guy, “I feel as if I’m two different people! Two totally different personalities!” “Do you think I...
Two young men were out in the woods on a camping trip, when the came upon this great trout brook. They stayed there all day, enjoying...
A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring. This man knows his co-worker to be a normally...
A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: “Yes, mother, I’ve had a hard day. Gladys has been most difficult… I know I ought...
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. ‘Careful,’ he said, ‘CAREFUL! Put in some...
A man goes to the doctor, worried about his wife’s temper. The doctor asks, “What’s the problem?”The man says, “Doctor, I don’t know what to do....
A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn’t bother me too much because...
Farmer John lived on a quiet rural highway. But, as time went by, the traffic slowly built up at an alarming rate. The traffic was so...
A kindergarten student was having trouble putting on his boots, and asked his teacher for help. Even with her pulling and him pushing, the boots still...