This priest decided to skip church one Sunday morning and go play golf He told his assistant that he wasn’t feeling well. He drove to a...
4 beer company CEOs walk into a bar The CEO of Budweiser orders a Bud Light. The CEO of Miller orders a Miller Light. The CEO...
One day, a wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. Naturally, she was very...
A student comes to a young professor’s office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, and kneels pleadingly. “I would do anything to pass...
All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge. “I should be in charge,” said the...
A man comes home from a night of drinking with the boys. As he falls through the doorway of his house, his wife snaps at him,...
Jon left for a two day business trip to Chicago. He was only a few blocks away from his house when he realized he’d left his...
Teacher asks johnny Johnny, where’s your homework?’ Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy, while holding out her hand. ‘My dog ate it,’ was his...
A man boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman. They exchange brief hellos and he notices that...
The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the...