A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase. He asks, “What are you doing?”She answers, “I’m moving to London. I heard...
Three beautiful young girls are walking along the beach when they come across a man sunbathing. He has no arms or legs. The first girl goes...
Guy decides to go to a swanky new nightclub. He gets to the door and the bouncer stops him. “You have to have a tie to...
A man walks into the pharmacy with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the rubber pack display, and the boy asks, “What are...
A young woman was taking golf lessons She had just started playing her first round of golf, when she was sting by a bee. Her pain...
Two men are out hunting. One of them goes into the bushes to take a leak. A few moments later, there’s a scream. The man’s buddy...
A guy walking down the street sees a woman with perfect figure. He says to her, “Hey miss, would you let me bite your melons for...
David Beckham gets in a taxi at Dublin Airport notices the driver keep looking in his rear view mirror at him. After about 5 minutes the...
A mother comes home from work to find that her kids are hiding behind the couch. She asks what’s wrong, and the kids reply that Aunt...
There was a blonde who was sick of all the blonde jokes. One day, she decided to get a make over, so she cut and dyed...